It is a peculiar trait of mankind that the moment something grand and majestic is discovered, we immediately seek to commercialize, ruin, and overpopulate it.
When the first humans gazed at the Moon and dreamed of adventure, they did not envision a future where it would house overpriced souvenir shops and oxygen meters that charge by the breath. Yet here we are.
The moment space travel was declared "safe enough for civilians" which, in this case, meant it was only slightly less hazardous than juggling dynamite, an army of venture capitalists descended upon the cosmos like locusts.
And at the very forefront of this cosmic land grab was AstroVacations, Inc., a company that had transformed the wonders of space into a five-star, liability-waived, luxury tourist trap.
Pat Kelly, a ginger beard hardware salesman whose charisma could sell a rusty nail to a hermit, navigates the labyrinthine aisles of life with a wrench in one hand and a witty anecdote in the other. His customers, from the seasoned DIYer to the bewildered novice, become unwitting characters in his ongoing chronicle of human folly and hardware hijinks.
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