#eBook Playing nice after the Apocalypse by Eol Stoltio
The sun was setting over the grand Abercrombie estate as Albert Abercrombie, having spent an interminable seven years in exile (a period that, he later concluded, had provided ample opportunity for reflection, mild panic, and a most unfortunate hairstyle), finally made his return.
He had anticipated a reception worthy of a Shakespearean hero: trumpets sounding, servants scattering rose petals, and perhaps a choir of cherubic voices singing his praises.
However, what he found upon arriving was the sound of indignant voices rising from the drawing room, followed by the unmistakable spectacle of his siblings, Mabel and Horace, engaged in a duel of words so vicious that one might have thought a fortune had been gambled away over an ill-timed game of charades.
Eol Stoltio, a self-proclaimed wordsmith with a penchant for the preposterous, Eol dreams of penning the next great English novel, complete with swooning maidens, dashing heroes, and enough social climbing to make a Kardashian blush. Armed with a thesaurus and a healthy disregard for modern grammar, Eol tirelessly crafts tales of high society, convinced that the world is desperately awaiting his insightful commentary on the finer points of cucumber sandwiches and the importance of a perfectly tailored waistcoat.
Ovi eBook Publishing 2025
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