I reckon if you ever wanted to see the Devil laugh, you’d have to march a gaggle of befuddled tourists into a reality show filmed in a jungle, a desert, or worse, a studio with no air conditioning.
It is a curious condition of modern man that he will fly halfway 'cross the globe to eat something that looks like a boot, ride something that smells like it, and smile into a camera the whole while. And yet, none of that prepared our heroes, bless their uninformed little hearts—for Globe Trotters: Survival & Shame, the hottest reality competition on every screen from Boise to Bangladesh.
The contestants thought they signed up for a leisurely cultural experience: a guided trip through “picturesque villages,” “authentic cuisine,” and “mild, invigorating challenges.” What they received instead was forty cameras, a goat named Larry, and a contract that promised riches or rabies, whichever came first.
Pat Kelly, a ginger beard hardware salesman whose charisma could sell a rusty nail to a hermit, navigates the labyrinthine aisles of life with a wrench in one hand and a witty anecdote in the other. His customers, from the seasoned DIYer to the bewildered novice, become unwitting characters in his ongoing chronicle of human folly and hardware hijinks.
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